In Texasis it is illegal to be intoxicated in a bar.
Did I wake up in some alternate universe? In a universe where it is against the law to engage the time honored Texan tradition of drinking in a bar unitl one must simply puke on one's cowboy boots.
If this is true, then did John Wayne and Jim Bowie choose to die at the Alamo in this bizzaro Texas? If they had known it would've come to this, they might have decided that being Mexican wasn't so bad after all and would've headed over to a cantina for a couple cold ones before heading home.
Read for yourself how communism has triumphed in the Lone Star State: nbc5i.com - News - Bar Sweep Sparks Controversy: "At one location, for example, agents and police arrested patrons of a hotel bar. Some of the suspects said they were registered at the hotel and had no intention of driving. Arresting authorities said the patrons were a danger to themselves and others."
"Going to a bar is not an opportunity to go get drunk," TABC Capt. David Alexander said. "It's to have a good time but not to get drunk.""